A yacht wedding starts at 55,000 baht. Yes, it's a long way to the Gulf of Thailand islands. They don't drive you in limousines here; they cruise you on luxury yachts, which can be rented for your wedding. Mobile phone coverage and internet aren't always available. Yes, that's true. But after flying halfway around the world, you'll find yourself in a true paradise, where, as is well known, they don't drive you in limousines or feed you truffles, because the inhabitants of Paradise are already well off—they have enough of flowers and apples.

A yacht wedding starts at 55,000 baht. Yes, it's a long way to the Gulf of Thailand islands. They don't drive you in limousines here; they cruise you on luxury yachts, which can be rented for your wedding. Mobile phone coverage and internet aren't always available. Yes, that's true. But after flying halfway around the world, you'll find yourself in a true paradise, where, as is well known, they don't drive you in limousines or feed you truffles, because the inhabitants of Paradise are already well off—they have enough of flowers and apples.